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Friday, September 30, 2011


When you are only about a foot tall, shopping for Halloween costumes comes down to this:

Pet costumes or baby costumes

So I was extremely pleased to locate through GRACE a witch hat for my Halloween costume this year. This hat is exactly my perfect size, and the band even matches my hair color!

Life Is Good!

Have a great weekend!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Back In The Warhol Daze

Lots of people may not know that the famous artist Andy Warhol began his career as a commercial illustrator in New York before he segued into fine art.

Here's one of me *Warhol-esque*.

Whether this could be considered great art is in the eye of the beholder--as is any art for that matter.

Just the same I rather like it--after all, it's ME!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Do You Google Yourself?

The strangest links and images show up when you Google yourself.

Googling yourself should only be done once a month, or else there may be an overdose of surreality.


Tuesday, September 27, 2011

My Latest Interview

Friends, I was interviewed by Fame Magazine last year. I'm not thrilled about how they cropped my chin on the cover, but oh well--It Is What It Is. With my crossed eyes, I suppose it doesn't really matter. Oh Vanity! They probably decided to delete one of my *famous* quotes like this one: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 

Here is a copy of the interview:

Q: Biker Blond--you have amassed quite a few friends on the Net despite being a black sheep of the muppet family. How do you explain your popularity?

A: First of all, I'm not really a 'black sheep'! I'm simply sidelined at the present until projects involving me are moved forward. So while I'm waiting for my *stardom*, I'm doing my own thing. And since I'm having so much fun, it's contagious. People really want to have more fun ya know!

Q: Who are your role models?

A:  Elmo and His Holiness The Dalai Lama because they are both very kind and funny.

Q: If you would pick words to describe yourself, what would they be?

A: Silly, playful, absurd, kind, generous, and curious.

Q:  Are you really a biker chick or is this name simply your shtick?

A: My biker jacket is made of plastic if this gives you a clue.

Q:  Your YouTube channel has attracted several big name celebrities as friends we've noticed. Are they your friends IRL?

A: Not yet, although someday I hope to walk the red carpet with these amazing beings. Actually I'd like to meet and greet all my online friends IRL someday! Maybe once the movies and books have become successful, then that opportunity will present itself.

Q: How do you feel about fame?

A: It has been my observation that fame is a hungry animal which can devour you. Have you ever noticed how so many good people become arrogant & egotistic once they've achieved even a small level of fame? They become not so much fun to be around anymore.
I pray this never happens to me. 

Q: Have you heard the expression "fame whores"? Do you think that the desire to being famous is becoming more of a trend?

A: Most def. You can become famous now for wanting to be famous. Rob a bank to get a book/movie deal or worse. It's so sad.

Q: Would you ever be a part of a reality tv show?

A: If you could see directly into the true nature of things, you would realize that we are ALL already in a cosmic reality show.  And what an hilarious production it is!

Monday, September 26, 2011

Look Inside

There is a lot of what some call "fear porn" on the internet these days. Much of it has to do with the prospect of devastation from the comet Elenin and Nibiru.

My thoughts follow the wise words of Carl Jung:


It's so much more fun in there!

Friday, September 23, 2011

And The Wheels Keep Turning

Today is the day of the Fall Equinox. Can you feel the change?

Here is a link to the information about the 2011 Equinox.

Big Change is in the air in many areas. 

There are many predictions about what will be happening in the next two months. If some of these predictions come true, we're going to have to use the gears we never use. 

Thursday, September 22, 2011

We Live In Interesting Times

The stock markets are down.
The economy is tanking.
Money is on many people's minds.
Countries are going bankrupt.

Maybe now money with my face on it will be worth something, ya think?

In a way, it's all really just PLAY money.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Publicity Power

You know you've made it in Hollyweird if your name is mentioned in TMZ, Radar Online, Huffington Post or Daily Mail. 

However, I have another accomplishment: my photo & name are in the Annandale Advocate.

Talk about publicity!

Well you know what they say: any publicity is better than none. :-)

Monday, September 19, 2011

Words Can Not Be Taken Back

"Look Brad (I told him years ago!), you gotta watch what you say to the media!" Now my boy has gotten himself into a big mess with his ill-chosen words.

Personally I think he was misinterpreted. 

But that's how it goes when you're famous.

I know a thing or two about that. 

Sunday, September 18, 2011

What's In My Bag

Part two of What's In My Bag will come next week. Part 1 was just posted on my YouTube today.

Betcha can't wait! Heh heh

Just go to the upper right corner and click on the You Tube link under Biker Blond's Hang Outs. There you'll find my new video titled "Whats In My Bag".

While you're at it you might as well subscribe so you can see what else is in my bag next week. I have lots of surprises in store for you.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Friday, September 16, 2011

It's Friday, Friday!

I mentioned in yesterday's post a bit about my ancestry. 

It's amazing how much we can look like long removed ancestors.

Look at the photo in this book above. It looks a lot like me, doesn't it? It's one of my great, great, great grandmas.

BTW, click on the YouTube link on this page and hear me sing the Rebecca Black song, "It's Friday, Friday". Maybe it'll bring a smile to your face.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Sharing Joy Is My Calling

I like to call myself a 'joyologist' because it makes creating joy for myself and others sound rather respectable.

There are many, many things which bring me joy every day. One of these things is my dog. He has such a funny, cute & lovable face that whenever I see him, I light up with JOY.

 One of his eyes is light blue, and the other one is dark blue. He's now about two years old, but he still acts like a big puppy.

On another note, I found out I'm Miss Piggy's 10th cousin 900 times removed. Amazing, eh?!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Inspired Lunacy

Good Day Biker Blond audience---all two of you! 

Maybe more if I'm really lucky today.

Anyways...just putting one of my dreams 'out there' today just in case my angels are listening or reading this blog:

I'd love to be a guest on the Craig Ferguson show. 

Yes, he's a man that's into puppets & inspired lunacy---just like me! I think we're kindred spirits.

Might as well dream BIG, right?

Monday, September 12, 2011

Mooki Made It!

Well, it wasn't easy to get shy Mooki to join me on YouTube!

But yesterday he made his best effort in his first YouTube video with me. Ya see, he's really shy. Here's a link to the video in case you missed Mooki's big debut.

Isn't he cute???

Saturday, September 10, 2011

BikerBlond Batmans

 As some of you may know, the trend is now batmanning. Adios planking!

So naturally I had to give batmanning a try.

Lucky for me blood didn't rush to my head. Heh heh.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Affection Is A Good Thing

Mooki loves to nibble on my nose. Who would have thunk it? All my life I thought my nose was too yellow and too big. But now I find someone like Mooki who just loves my big yellow nose!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Mooki Made It

Mooki Made It here! Yay!

Here are the first photos of him and us as a couple.

Friday, September 2, 2011

The Best Way To Stop Waiting

Have you ever waited for something you really, really want or need? Have you felt the frustration of the "energy" of waiting? It's a horrible feeling, isn't it?

That's where I've been as I've waited for my boyfriend to arrive.

Even though my simple waiting isn't life or death like waiting is for so many people in this world, it isn't joyful! It's a feeling of longing and being separated from the present. And I really don't enjoy being in this space.

I've come to the conclusion that waiting is so old-school, such a 3-D activity, and I know better because I'm schooled in the Power of Now

I going to draw my Enso. 

Enso is a Japanese word which means circle, and it's well known as a subject of Japanese calligraphy. It's a symbol of enlightenment and the Great Void. It's zero point energy.

Enso is a great tool to return to the NOW.