So if you were wondering why I've been laying low, it's because I knew these photos on the cover of Muppet Madness were going to be hitting the stands in September....
Those telephoto lens are truly amazing!
And the pictures don't truly represent what was happening at all!
It looks as if my dear friend Kermit has his hand in my top and nuzzling my neck, but this was far from the truth.
Just ask Kristin Stewart how photos are often misleading!
You should have seen that diva Miss Piggy beating the green out of poor Kermit...he will never be quite the same, of that I'm sure.
We tried to make it up to everyone, including my man Mooki. Actually, he was pretty cool about it as he knows he has my heart, and I would never fool around with Kermit.
But for the rest of the crew....well, they're partying like animals and back to the OLD normal.