Who Will Bring The Heat?

After taking time out to birth two adorable babies, I'm back in the game!

It's hell loosing that baby weight, but I'm motivated to kick a$$ again. Does it have something to do (BIG CLUE) with the upcoming tv series starring Kermit and those two little piggies?

Some might call this jealousy, but actually it's more along the lines of a French Farce or a Soap Opera as there is a lot of behind-the-scenes 'fooling around' the public is clearly unaware of. Surely TMZ will catch a whiff sooner or later as they usually do. Let's just say there's more here than meets the eye. Snort!

For those unfamiliar with my saga and the notorious muppets, here's a Daily Mail link.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3218820/How-Kermit-starts-dating-new-Muppet-girlfriend-Denise-ending-40-year-romance-Miss-Piggy.html

Remember---you heard it here first!

Down To The Wire

Yes, my LOYAL FOLLOWERS, I'm nearly there after a LONG, LONG pregnancy! This baby co-created by Mookie and me is my biggest creation yet! Of course, in the Muppet World, you never know exactly what you're going to get. It/she/he might be finger puppet for all I know.

But I do know this: muppets take three times longer to conceive, incubate and birth than you humans, so it's a pretty big deal to get pregnant when you're a muppet!

I don't know if you can see my maternity wear very good in this photo, but it says "Born To Be Wild" in gold, and this is what I want: a wild and free child!! With human freedoms being curtailed all over the place, maybe we muppets will save the day with our "under-the-radar" actions. We're actually smarter than we look. Well, most of us anyway.

Hey, if any of you are pals with Stephen Colbert, tell him I want to be on tv with him too. As I sat here all bulged out with baby on board, I was so jealous of Big Bird and that old trash can grouch showing up on The Colbert Report! I think Stephen and I probably share the same genome, at least by the look of his one ear.Have you noticed it? I'm sure we're related. Stephen, are you listening????

My BIG HUGE GINORMOUS BABY BUMP

On Hats & History

So I'm wasting a perfectly lovely Sunday afternoon with Mooki doing what I absolutely cherish doing: putzing around. (This translates to doing this 'n that and not much else.)

As I was putzing, I came across an old photo of Queen Elizabeth in a hat which truly resembles a place mat. I swear. 

And here's the proof: Queen Elizabeth hat.
 
 So if perchance you read my last post about the Jubilee and my place mat hat, then you'll get me! We Royals love to be Frugal. Thrifty. Unique. Creative. Eccentric.


 It's in our blue blood. Muppets All!

It's not just beauties that get to be cover girls.

I've been selected to be a cover girl too! Yay!

Below are two I like from the upcoming coveted cover of Punk Patriots Anonymous or PPA for short. Apparently, the founders like to keep themselves somewhat anonymous (ninja style) even though they have a magazine. Go figure!

Yes, but where do you find the magazine? Beats me!

Anyways, I'm very proud to be selected for this cover! Last year it was the very cool dude Kalu Rinpoche. 

It's uncertain which of the many photos from the photo shoot they're going to use for the cover in July. 

Why me you ask? 

My best guess is I fit the profile: I'm a patriotic punk, and really only known in certain circles.  

Let me know which one is your favorite?

Up Your Aspirations and Live Large

It's one of my beliefs that we are designed to Live Large.

Let me 'splain more about this for those who want to know what I mean. Have you heard the famous Marianne Williamson quote about our deepest fear is that we're inadequate? 

Here's the quote by Marianne in full:

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”

As a small muppet, I relish this quote. I cherish this quote. I live this quote so even though I may be small, I never play small.

Have a beautiful weekend and Live Large! 

My Latest Interview

Friends, I was interviewed by Fame Magazine last year. I'm not thrilled about how they cropped my chin on the cover, but oh well--It Is What It Is. With my crossed eyes, I suppose it doesn't really matter. Oh Vanity! They probably decided to delete one of my *famous* quotes like this one: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 

Here is a copy of the interview:

Q: Biker Blond--you have amassed quite a few friends on the Net despite being a black sheep of the muppet family. How do you explain your popularity?

A: First of all, I'm not really a 'black sheep'! I'm simply sidelined at the present until projects involving me are moved forward. So while I'm waiting for my *stardom*, I'm doing my own thing. And since I'm having so much fun, it's contagious. People really want to have more fun ya know!

Q: Who are your role models?

A:  Elmo and His Holiness The Dalai Lama because they are both very kind and funny.

Q: If you would pick words to describe yourself, what would they be?

A: Silly, playful, absurd, kind, generous, and curious.

Q:  Are you really a biker chick or is this name simply your shtick?

A: My biker jacket is made of plastic if this gives you a clue.

Q:  Your YouTube channel has attracted several big name celebrities as friends we've noticed. Are they your friends IRL?

A: Not yet, although someday I hope to walk the red carpet with these amazing beings. Actually I'd like to meet and greet all my online friends IRL someday! Maybe once the movies and books have become successful, then that opportunity will present itself.

Q: How do you feel about fame?

A: It has been my observation that fame is a hungry animal which can devour you. Have you ever noticed how so many good people become arrogant & egotistic once they've achieved even a small level of fame? They become not so much fun to be around anymore.
I pray this never happens to me. 


Q: Have you heard the expression "fame whores"? Do you think that the desire to being famous is becoming more of a trend?

A: Most def. You can become famous now for wanting to be famous. Rob a bank to get a book/movie deal or worse. It's so sad.

Q: Would you ever be a part of a reality tv show?

A: If you could see directly into the true nature of things, you would realize that we are ALL already in a cosmic reality show.  And what an hilarious production it is!

It's Friday, Friday!

I mentioned in yesterday's post a bit about my ancestry. 

It's amazing how much we can look like long removed ancestors.

Look at the photo in this book above. It looks a lot like me, doesn't it? It's one of my great, great, great grandmas.

BTW, click on the YouTube link on this page and hear me sing the Rebecca Black song, "It's Friday, Friday". Maybe it'll bring a smile to your face.