Happy Holy Daze & Merry Christmas & Fa La La La & All That Cheesy Cheery Stuff!

Greetings from our family to yours dear blog readers! That's us above if you've not forgotten us by now.

2012 has been an amazing year full of blessings: scandal, juicy gossip, delicious drama, mega moves, and lots of promising offers. If we survive the coming 'expiration' date of Dec. 21st , you'll likely see more of me & us on the net & film. 

I'm grateful for your following & re-tweeting on Twitter, liking my Facebook page, following on Tumblr, and getting my bizarre humor on YouTube. Those that 'get' my brand of "So Bad It's Good" on YouTube are a rare breed, a kindred spirit!

And maybe, just maybe, in 2013 I'll be able to move up the ladder from Grade Z to Grade A....it won't be an overnight success, that's for sure, but I'm gonna wallow in my success when it finally happens. Please tag along for the rags to riches story of my life.

Love,

Biker Blond

And Mookie and the muppet tribe too!

 

 

 

Scandal In Da House

So if you were wondering why I've been laying low, it's because I knew these photos on the cover of Muppet Madness were going to be hitting the stands in September....

Those telephoto lens are truly amazing! 

And the pictures don't truly represent what was happening at all!

It looks as if my dear friend Kermit has his hand in my top and nuzzling my neck, but this was far from the truth.

Just ask Kristin Stewart how photos are often misleading!

You should have seen that diva Miss Piggy beating the green out of poor Kermit...he will never be quite the same, of that I'm sure.

We tried to make it up to everyone, including my man Mooki. Actually, he was pretty cool about it as he knows he has my heart, and I would never fool around with Kermit.  

But for the rest of the crew....well, they're partying like animals and back to the OLD normal. 



 

It's not just beauties that get to be cover girls.

I've been selected to be a cover girl too! Yay!

Below are two I like from the upcoming coveted cover of Punk Patriots Anonymous or PPA for short. Apparently, the founders like to keep themselves somewhat anonymous (ninja style) even though they have a magazine. Go figure!

Yes, but where do you find the magazine? Beats me!

Anyways, I'm very proud to be selected for this cover! Last year it was the very cool dude Kalu Rinpoche. 

It's uncertain which of the many photos from the photo shoot they're going to use for the cover in July. 

Why me you ask? 

My best guess is I fit the profile: I'm a patriotic punk, and really only known in certain circles.  

Let me know which one is your favorite?

Actors and Angles

As any actor worth his/her salt knows, a camera angle has a great impact on your image. Recently I gasped when I was shown several images taken of me at the recent Muppet movie event. 

Some camera angles make my nose look larger than normal!

The bottom photo is my fav because I'm with Mooki, and when I'm with Mooki, my inner beauty radiates.

What do you think? Which is your favorite photo of me?

Don't worry---I won't let your answers Go To My Nose!!!!

Pssst....check out the photo on my Facebook page!
 

Muppet Money

Oh for crying out loud, let's admit it: money is what makes the world go round...or so it seems. I betcha many humans would rather have money than love these days. 


Money is a very strange thing for it provokes people to do things they wouldn't normally do. Money is the way many humans keep count.They think the more they've got, the more they're worth. Strange that!


Money fluctuates in value. It is notoriously unstable. And yet it serves a trade function. So it's useful.


Money appears to be necessary for human living although there are some humans who manage to live without it---they are considered weird or poor.

It's sung that "money can't buy you love".  

But money certainly seems to buy you friends, press, and attention. Money buys you advertising, time, things, and influence.

Humans do dastardly deeds for money. Down through the ages, more crimes have been committed for money than for love.


Despite money's bad track record, humans still love it.

It's time for a change to Muppet Money methinks.


The only way to acquire Muppet Money is by doing good deeds and performing services which assist others.

What do you think? Are you ready for Muppet Money?

I know I am.  I'm ready for everyone to have their fair share of the Earth's bounty without taking advantage of anyone or anything. It'd be so much better to have greed, money lust & hoarding banished forever. 


If you're in favor of Muppet Money, leave me a comment.









 

Eggspectations

Mooki & I headed out for our Halloween party all dressed up in our Halloween outfits. However, things didn't play-out as planned, and our eggspectations/expectations weren't met. We never made it to the party because of a series of events.

Sometimes things don't go as planned. Some call this "Murphy's Law." If there is a 'course correction', the best way to deal with these unforseen course corrections is to accept the changes with grace and laughter. 

Mooki & traded corny Halloween jokes in the car. Here's a sample of some of them:

Q: What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch!


Q: What's a monster's favorite bean?
A: A human bean. 


Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A: Mas-scare-a


All in all, we scared up some fun with one another even though we were stuck in the car most of the night. 


And then I read about Kim Kardashian's divorce announcement. Now some people are saying that she contrived the whole bogus wedding. But I know for a fact that Stuff Happens! Not even humans have their plans work out the way they hoped.


So I say cut the lady some slack. 

When was the last time your expectations weren't met?

How did you handle the situation?


P.S. Please Like Me on Facebook. I'd really appreciate it. Maybe you can make ONE of my plans work. (Hint. Hint)

For all you little kids and big kids out there stuck indoors and not able to trick 'n treat this year because of the unseasonal snow, we salute you and hope you made some corny jokes of your own!















 

Solidarity

Just to make it perfectly clear, I am one of the 99%.

Many might imagine since I'm in galleries, on posters, in films and videos, etc. that I'm mega wealthy.

Untrue!

In actuality I'm like most of your every day muppets/people in that I struggle with the ever increasing stress of inflation & competition for jobs. Oh, Miss Piggy has it so good! See my Facebook page in this regard. While you're there, LIKE ME for heaven's sake.


So guys and girls and muppets and puppets--I'm letting you know I'm with you! 


Somehow we'll figure out what to do with this whole economic disparity mess. I still have hope.


My sense is that if we can keep the laughter moving and the smiles going and the joy lifting that these frequencies will transform the financial landscape. 


Miracles DO happen.

 

Four Ways To Be More Joyful

As you may--or may not--know, I call myself a Joyologist.

This 'Joyologist' title really appeals to me because it sounds respectable and somewhat serious, even though what I do is clown around, make jokes, and do my best to uplift others in every silly way I can. Thus, I find the title quite funny.

Confession: I'm not always happy. But when I find myself in that 'unhappy' place, I recall the four principles written above:

Do what makes you happy.
Be with who makes you smile.
Laugh as much as you breathe.
And love as long as you live.


If I put these principles into action, I become JOYFUL again.


And the Joy Frequency is where you'll most often find me.


See you there!

 

How To Walk The Catwalk Like A Cat

After watching Dancing With The Stars last night, I was inspired to post a photo from my 80's heyday when I was a Super Model walking the catwalks for all the top fashion designers.


For those unfamiliar with the term "catwalk", the definition is this: a catwalk is a narrow flat platform which runs into an auditorium and where models strut their stuff. 

All the top fashion houses loved my large head and striking good looks plus I always smiled a lot unlike most of the other models who liked to make sad faces thinking this made them look skinnier.

See that black thing I'm carrying in the photo? That was my very own boombox carried like an expensive tote. So 80's! But I digress...

The SECRETS to walking like a cat on the catwalk for all you inspiring wannabe catwalk models are:

Imagine your hips are swaying in a figure eight motion as you walk. This sensual motion will propel you down the catwalk with grace. Let those hips be loosey-goosey.

Imagine you are a cat advancing on your prey. Be very quiet, contained and focused.

Imagine a delicious dinner awaiting you after the show. 

There you have it. Any questions?

Some serious promotion is required on my part:

Take your mouse....move it to the right upper corner...and click on it. Then LIKE me on Facebook. There may be something in it for you around the next corner.

And a huge ShoutOut to my brand new YouTube friends: 

TVsCraigFerguson and HeyItsMilly.

All of you get it! But that's another post:

How To Be So Bad You're Great

Before They Were Famous

Every October I remember the hoopla surrounding the release of my
film "Busting Dust" starring me and you-know-who! 

Yeh...he of the vampire world and Katy of the pop star singing world went on to become BIG stars while I am still an indie favorite.

That's how it goes in Hollyweird. 

Back in 2007 my agent thought I was gonna become a HUGE star, and I am in Asia where the film is an underground classic.

And now in October 2011 I'm still making the worst vids I can muster and putting them on YouTube. 

Actually it's kinda fun being an up and comer.

When you're down, the only way to go is UP! That's a bonus!

Laugh And The World Laughs With You

As I was saying in yesterday's post, it's good to laugh. And I'll do almost anything to make your day & make you smile.

Smiles are good for you. 

One of my by-lines on my YouTube is what my videos are all about: smile snacks.

My BFF Katy Perry has this to say about laughter:

"I'm all right with being laughed at and being laughed with, and just laughing. That's the inspiration...to have a laugh."

She summarized my philosophy perfectly.

My Latest Interview

Friends, I was interviewed by Fame Magazine last year. I'm not thrilled about how they cropped my chin on the cover, but oh well--It Is What It Is. With my crossed eyes, I suppose it doesn't really matter. Oh Vanity! They probably decided to delete one of my *famous* quotes like this one: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 

Here is a copy of the interview:

Q: Biker Blond--you have amassed quite a few friends on the Net despite being a black sheep of the muppet family. How do you explain your popularity?

A: First of all, I'm not really a 'black sheep'! I'm simply sidelined at the present until projects involving me are moved forward. So while I'm waiting for my *stardom*, I'm doing my own thing. And since I'm having so much fun, it's contagious. People really want to have more fun ya know!

Q: Who are your role models?

A:  Elmo and His Holiness The Dalai Lama because they are both very kind and funny.

Q: If you would pick words to describe yourself, what would they be?

A: Silly, playful, absurd, kind, generous, and curious.

Q:  Are you really a biker chick or is this name simply your shtick?

A: My biker jacket is made of plastic if this gives you a clue.

Q:  Your YouTube channel has attracted several big name celebrities as friends we've noticed. Are they your friends IRL?

A: Not yet, although someday I hope to walk the red carpet with these amazing beings. Actually I'd like to meet and greet all my online friends IRL someday! Maybe once the movies and books have become successful, then that opportunity will present itself.

Q: How do you feel about fame?

A: It has been my observation that fame is a hungry animal which can devour you. Have you ever noticed how so many good people become arrogant & egotistic once they've achieved even a small level of fame? They become not so much fun to be around anymore.
I pray this never happens to me. 


Q: Have you heard the expression "fame whores"? Do you think that the desire to being famous is becoming more of a trend?

A: Most def. You can become famous now for wanting to be famous. Rob a bank to get a book/movie deal or worse. It's so sad.

Q: Would you ever be a part of a reality tv show?

A: If you could see directly into the true nature of things, you would realize that we are ALL already in a cosmic reality show.  And what an hilarious production it is!

Publicity Power

You know you've made it in Hollyweird if your name is mentioned in TMZ, Radar Online, Huffington Post or Daily Mail. 

However, I have another accomplishment: my photo & name are in the Annandale Advocate.

Talk about publicity!

Well you know what they say: any publicity is better than none. :-)