Down To The Wire

Yes, my LOYAL FOLLOWERS, I'm nearly there after a LONG, LONG pregnancy! This baby co-created by Mookie and me is my biggest creation yet! Of course, in the Muppet World, you never know exactly what you're going to get. It/she/he might be finger puppet for all I know.

But I do know this: muppets take three times longer to conceive, incubate and birth than you humans, so it's a pretty big deal to get pregnant when you're a muppet!

I don't know if you can see my maternity wear very good in this photo, but it says "Born To Be Wild" in gold, and this is what I want: a wild and free child!! With human freedoms being curtailed all over the place, maybe we muppets will save the day with our "under-the-radar" actions. We're actually smarter than we look. Well, most of us anyway.

Hey, if any of you are pals with Stephen Colbert, tell him I want to be on tv with him too. As I sat here all bulged out with baby on board, I was so jealous of Big Bird and that old trash can grouch showing up on The Colbert Report! I think Stephen and I probably share the same genome, at least by the look of his one ear.Have you noticed it? I'm sure we're related. Stephen, are you listening????

My BIG HUGE GINORMOUS BABY BUMP

Happy Holy Daze & Merry Christmas & Fa La La La & All That Cheesy Cheery Stuff!

Greetings from our family to yours dear blog readers! That's us above if you've not forgotten us by now.

2012 has been an amazing year full of blessings: scandal, juicy gossip, delicious drama, mega moves, and lots of promising offers. If we survive the coming 'expiration' date of Dec. 21st , you'll likely see more of me & us on the net & film. 

I'm grateful for your following & re-tweeting on Twitter, liking my Facebook page, following on Tumblr, and getting my bizarre humor on YouTube. Those that 'get' my brand of "So Bad It's Good" on YouTube are a rare breed, a kindred spirit!

And maybe, just maybe, in 2013 I'll be able to move up the ladder from Grade Z to Grade A....it won't be an overnight success, that's for sure, but I'm gonna wallow in my success when it finally happens. Please tag along for the rags to riches story of my life.

Love,

Biker Blond

And Mookie and the muppet tribe too!

 

 

 

Scandal In Da House

So if you were wondering why I've been laying low, it's because I knew these photos on the cover of Muppet Madness were going to be hitting the stands in September....

Those telephoto lens are truly amazing! 

And the pictures don't truly represent what was happening at all!

It looks as if my dear friend Kermit has his hand in my top and nuzzling my neck, but this was far from the truth.

Just ask Kristin Stewart how photos are often misleading!

You should have seen that diva Miss Piggy beating the green out of poor Kermit...he will never be quite the same, of that I'm sure.

We tried to make it up to everyone, including my man Mooki. Actually, he was pretty cool about it as he knows he has my heart, and I would never fool around with Kermit.  

But for the rest of the crew....well, they're partying like animals and back to the OLD normal. 



 

Four Ways To Be More Joyful

As you may--or may not--know, I call myself a Joyologist.

This 'Joyologist' title really appeals to me because it sounds respectable and somewhat serious, even though what I do is clown around, make jokes, and do my best to uplift others in every silly way I can. Thus, I find the title quite funny.

Confession: I'm not always happy. But when I find myself in that 'unhappy' place, I recall the four principles written above:

Do what makes you happy.
Be with who makes you smile.
Laugh as much as you breathe.
And love as long as you live.


If I put these principles into action, I become JOYFUL again.


And the Joy Frequency is where you'll most often find me.


See you there!

 

Laugh And The World Laughs With You

As I was saying in yesterday's post, it's good to laugh. And I'll do almost anything to make your day & make you smile.

Smiles are good for you. 

One of my by-lines on my YouTube is what my videos are all about: smile snacks.

My BFF Katy Perry has this to say about laughter:

"I'm all right with being laughed at and being laughed with, and just laughing. That's the inspiration...to have a laugh."

She summarized my philosophy perfectly.