BikerBlond

Once Upon A Time

2012-02-01T17:13:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time I used to be kinda a big deal.

Even house cats watched me. Alas, those days are long gone, and now I travel around and perform wherever I find a gig.

Some 'gigs' are on the horizon, and beginning in February, I will once again be on the move and doing my thing.

What do you think I do on my gigs? Here are some choices I've selected for you. Leave your answers and comments below.

1. I'm a manager/companion of a legendary rock star and travel around with this star picking up the pieces & destroying the evidence amongst other p.r. duties.

2. I'm a voice-over professional and appear as I'm booked.

3. I'm a muppet stripper and appear in muppet attire on tour.

4. All of the above.

Don't hesitate to share your thoughts in the comments.

Or perhaps you have a better occupation for me? (Grins)

Up Up And Away

2012-01-26T19:06:00.000-08:00

If anyone has been looking for me, the best place to look would have been the astral, the sky, the ozone, the far-away place.

Why?

The flu bug got me good or bad, depending upon how you look at it.

The good part was I didn't care much about superficial, silly things.

The bad part was I didn't care about superficial, silly things even though I was sick. Sigh! In other words, I dropped some balls, and one of those balls was this blog! Oh well...'should have', 'would have', 'could have' are some of the things one throws out the window when you've got the flu.

The flu is a weird experience. Priorities get arranged when one isn't feeling well, and everything looks different from the flu perspective.
People, places, and just about everything takes on another hue. You're not really in your body. You're floating somewhere above your body in another zone, and this isn't due to drugs because I didn't do any flu drugs. This is due to the plain old flu. The flu takes you to another place.

The flu is Nature's way of re-arranging our lives and making us value and respect our health. Good health becomes Numero Uno when one isn't feeling that good. And returning to good health becomes the number one goal....all else becomes secondary.

If you're a neat freak like I am, it is a challenge to maintain a neat-freak world when all you want to do is sleep. So once you get well again and grounded back on Earth, suddenly there are many, many things for a neat freak to do.

Luckily for me, there is great joy in the everyday muppet world.

And if I had a choice, I'll stack towels and fill the dishwasher any day of the week. Anything and everything is better than the flu.

Marketing to Muppets

2012-01-14T09:19:00.000-08:00

As an inveterate, impulsive, spendthrift consumer/shopper, I am on the List of Lists. Clever marketers know how to market to a muppet, or at the least, THIS muppet.

And so it is I receive every shopping magazine known to mankind and muppetkind. Everything from survival camping gear to outrageous luxury goods arrives in my mailbox. These magazines are a godsend when I'm sick.

Since I was plopped in bed recently--sick once again--with my box of kleenex, a large mug of hot tea, a glass of Emergen-C and little desire to read anything of substance, I leafed through my stack of recent mailings.

It is very healing to visualize traveling to exotic locations and buying this or that when you're sick. Doing so always makes me feel better.
Of course, I have little need for any of this stuff, but it's fun just to same to imagine.

For instance, I recently saw a photo of Brad Pitt taking his son around in a motorcycle with a sidecar. I thought to myself how cool is that...what a great dad! And then I picked up my latest copy of the Hammacher Schlemmer magazine, and right on the cover is one of these similar fabulous motorcyles, and the Allied Victory Sidecar Motorcycle sells for only $10,000! Such a deal. I LOVE a deal.

Hammacher Schlemmer advertises itself as "American's Longest Running Catalog...Offering the Best, the Only and the Unexpected for 164 years." It's an amazing catalog full of amazing things, some impractical and some quite useful. I lusted for quite a few things in their recent catalog such as the new digital polaroid camera which combines the old with the new. And it's only $299.95!

Speaking of deals, on my To-Do List when I'm feeling better, I plan to read the new e-book, "Life On a Shoestring in Beverly Hills" by Christine Redlin.

Maybe I can learn a thing or two about shopping. Ya think?

Mooki, My Man In Black

2012-01-07T21:01:00.000-08:00

As every woman knows when she begins shopping for her "man", the agony of what to buy him begins.

And so it was for me this past Christmas!

I had decided Mooki (my boyfriend), should have a black leather motorcycle jacket like the one I wear in many photos, but finding one to fit him was not the easiest of tasks.

So eventually I settled on one that was vintage but a bit too large. Then I asked him to pose for me wearing his new jacket and vintage
sunglasses. I was going for the Men In Black look as a joke.

Do you think he pulled the 'look' off?

I think he looks really weird & sexy. That's my Mooki!

Down To The Finish Line--Farewell 2011

2011-12-30T14:55:00.000-08:00

As I contemplate what I've accomplished this year, I feel elated.
Strides have been made in completing more videos. I also began a Facebook 'Like' page, a blog (besides the Tumblr which I've had for many years), a Zazzle account, and added to my friends near and far! *waving & blowing kisses at all of ya!*

The highlight of my year was Mooki moving in with me along with our pet Dino--it's so awesome to be a family.

As you can see from the photo above, there is still more of the puzzle yet to complete.

Where is 2012 going to lead me? What are in the missing pieces?

Who knows for sure---We Live The Mystery!

During the holidays, I've been so busy bringing joy to others, and so I've not had much time to post. And then I begin traveling again in February, so once again my posts may be few and far between.

Thank you for your support, love and friendship!

Together we'll make 2012 an amazing, transformative year.

Joy To The World

2011-12-27T12:12:00.000-08:00

My absolute favorite season of the year is the Christmas season.

Thanksgiving is dedicated to gratitude, but Christmas is known as the Season of Joy....and since I call myself a 'joyoligist', it's only natural that this holiday is my favorite.

Joy carries a high vibration...jubilant...ecstatic happiness....and it comes from the Heart. Joy effects our physical health and impacts our immune system. Quite simply, joy is the best emotion to cultivate in your life in my humble opinion, and it is the energy of joy which I intend to convey in every photo, video, tweet and post.

However, if you don't want to look at my silly, smiling face or read my posts, there are many ways for you to cultivate your own joy.

Here are my 'joy' tricks which always work:

Smile or look at another smiling person or animal. Yes, animals smile! My dog smiles all the time. Srsly.

Watch a funny video or comedy.

Hang out with people or animals which make you laugh & feel good about yourself.

Create something. It doesn't have to be a creation for sale...it can just be for fun....like my silly photo shop creations, for example.

Give freely of yourself in as many ways as you can dream. Giving has been proven to bring intense joy into your life!

Keeping a positive flow of joy in your life is one of life's great adventures. I'm going to do my best to contribute to this flow of joy in 2012, so stay tuned.

Of Kitsch and Christmas

2011-12-19T16:31:00.000-08:00

For a long time I've been a big fan of kitsch. It teams up so well with Christmas decorations, and together they go together like salt 'n pepper.

For those unfamiliar with the term 'kitsch' I'm kindly giving you a link here.

Now that everyone understands my respect for this art-form, you also need to understand that I think kitsch is quite amusing, so amusing that I love to give & receive kitschy gifts as well as add a bit of kitsch in my home environment.

You either love or hate kitsch....it seems there is no middle ground.

How do you feel about kitsch? Are you a lover or hater?

Happy Holidaze

2011-12-16T12:31:00.000-08:00

Hey, it's me again--Biker Blond! We FINALLY had our family Christmas photo taken today.....we've been eagerly awaiting our photos. But you know how it is at this crazy time of the year--the holidaze--when everyone is so busy!

How do you like the festive reindeer antler accessories?

Many people are extra grinch-ier this year, and I understand why with the economic climate becoming dicier by the day. There is a growing group of 'Anti-claus' folks--humans who wish to avoid everything tainted by Christmas commercialism. Here is the definition as written on Urban Dictionary:

Anti-claus--

Leader of the forces waging war on Christmas.

Anti-claus dropped an IED down my chimney Christmas eve, but the package smelled of hummus so I didn't open it."

There is a super funny song written about these kinds, "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch". Thurl Ravenscroft sings this song with the perfect growl.

Mooki, Dino and me send our Christmas Cheer to all of you who have made 2011 a spectacular year for us! We've made so many new, amazing friends through YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and this blog. We are blessed beyond measure!

Stay goofy, light, and silly...and stay tuned for more of the same from us in 2012!

Bikers Gone Mad

2011-12-10T15:24:00.000-08:00

Speaking of images (as I did in my last post), one of my earlier films, "When The Moon Calls" didn't help my image nor did it fare well at the box office. The reviews were overwhelmingly positive though.

Here's a few of them:

"The roster of Bruce Willis's leading ladies is formidable, but in Crowe's new film, "When The Moon Calls", he faces his toughest challenge yet: a teenage biker with a big chip on her shoulder."
Chicago Sun Times

"Derek (Willis) is a vainglorious braggart, a liar, a bully, a self-righteous, frustrated director who opts to escape on a sci-fi road trip straight to madness." New York Daily

"Crowe's third film "When The Moon Calls" is a relentlessly funny
biker spoof set in the 1960's. Biker Blond steals every scene from the seasoned actor Willis with her charm and unconventional allure." Miami Herald

The RunAmuck Mud and Music Festival may have been inspired by this movie. Or so I've heard through the rumor mill. Wink.

Actors and Angles

2011-11-26T11:50:00.000-08:00

As any actor worth his/her salt knows, a camera angle has a great impact on your image. Recently I gasped when I was shown several images taken of me at the recent Muppet movie event.

Some camera angles make my nose look larger than normal!

The bottom photo is my fav because I'm with Mooki, and when I'm with Mooki, my inner beauty radiates.

What do you think? Which is your favorite photo of me?

Don't worry---I won't let your answers Go To My Nose!!!!

Pssst....check out the photo on my Facebook page!

Happy Thanksgiving

2011-11-23T18:34:00.000-08:00

Mooki, Dino & me (Biker Blond) wish all of you loving Blog, Twitter, YouTube and Facebook friends a very joyful, light-hearted, non-fattening, uplifting Day of Gratitude.

We've been extremely blessed this year to add you to our extended family, and we're super grateful you came along for the ride. We hope we've put a smile on your face because if we've succeeded, that's our intention. We've enjoyed your creativity, your news, your joyful moments and photos!

We celebrate you! We are full of gratitude and joy!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Cat Management

2011-11-14T15:32:00.000-08:00

We are managed by one cat who runs our home and attempts to order our life in the way that best suits her. She is a ruffian-at-large, and all of us--two muppets, four humans, one dog, and too many guppies and birds to count are under her paw.

She is a senior cat as I've mentioned in other posts, and even before we were created, she was ruling.

Recently my parents bought her a beautiful, cushy cat bed which they tried to entice her to lie in by putting fresh catnip and her favorite treats inside. This didn't work at all, and she ordered my parents to give it to Mooki and me.

So now we have a cat hand-me-down. She was wise to suggest this cat bed for us as it fits us perfectly and gives us our very own place to relax after a hard day of twittering, blogging, facebooking, and youtubing. Lately we've been doing more relaxing than any of the above as we've grown very fond of this new bed.

All of this goes to show that our cat is extremely wise since Mooki and I really needed some down-time.

There was a huge gathering of Muppets recently for the BIG film. See our Facebook page in this regard, and as the black sheep of the muppet world, we were a bit drained & overwhelmed by the giant egos if you know what I mean.

In the meantime, we're sleeping it off.

Secrets

2011-11-12T12:20:00.000-08:00

Yesterday on 11/11/11 the rumor was that this day was the very best day to make a wish.

So Mooki & I played along, and he told me his secret wish--a really sweet wish and one I was so happy to hear as you can see by the reaction on my face.

Because it was a secret, I can't share it with you. Once his secret wish finally comes true, then I'll blab all about it.

Secrets can only be shared with trusted people.

If you read or hear the latest news, you know that lots of people's deepest, darkest secrets are being brought to light. Some of these secrets are not so flattering, and many of these secrets are downright scary, sad, flabbergasting and even horrific.

Astrologers tell us the reason so many secrets are being revealed is because of the long term dynamic between the planets Uranus and Pluto. These two planets are in what is called in astrological terms a 'square', and this square configuration will continue for many years.

One way to explain this dynamic is Pluto is like the secret place, the hidden place where the secret is hidden. Uranus is like the lantern bringing light into the hidden place and exposing the secrets that have been hidden.

Have you been keeping secrets?

Are you keeping a secret out of fear of getting in trouble or upsetting someone or breaking the secrecy code?

Or are you keeping a secret like I'm keeping Mooki's secret out of respect?

Give me some feedback in the comments.

Why I'm Happy To Be A Muppet

2011-11-10T13:27:00.000-08:00

As I look at the Human World from my perspective, I see and read lots of crazy stuff. The news is most bizarre.

Today I read a story that made me happy to be a muppet.

This is a story about carbon monoxide---a story with a twist. CO is a poison to humans, but the latest 'finding' "indicates that CO, in small doses, is a boon to the well being of urbanites, better equipping them to deal with environmental stress." Here's the link.

How strange is this?!

As for me, I'm keeping my frequencies high so that I won't experience stress of any kind. Laughing is the number one tool in
my medicine bag.

I suggest you add some laughter to your day.

Have a good belly laugh in Nature. Get a muppet perspective.

I'll see you there!

While I have your attention, won't you please LIKE me on Facebook. The link to my Facebook page is in the upper right corner. Thank you so much for your visit.

Cats Rule

2011-11-08T13:50:00.000-08:00

The news is often shocking. I suppose that sensational, disturbing, dramatic news is more compelling. Positive, inspirational news isn't what sells.

But CUTE never seems to go out of style.

Our innocence gets lost earlier and earlier and earlier. Like today, my innocence was shattered when I read a famous YouTube star says that the internet is powered by cats. Here's the link.

This news gave me pause. So if cats are the most powerful beings on YouTube, why haven't I added my cat to my videos? I added my dog once. I've been missing out...barking up the wrong tree...blowing it big time by not featuring my very own super ~~disagreeable~~ adorable kitty. Well, she's not exactly a kitty anymore....more like a senior citizen who loves room service.

The least I could do before making another poorly made video is to feature a cat on this blog. Maybe I'll find one more reader--or lots of readers from the cat lover world?!

Be Real

2011-11-06T18:32:00.000-08:00

I just finished my latest You Tube video about Fake People.

Fake people & fake situations consume the news...and sometimes it's challenging to discern what is truth. Reality tv doesn't make it any easier.

It's a strange world humans live in, dontcha think? This muppet likes to spoof this human world.

Some people really excel at exaggeration & lies.

I don't allow comments on my YouTube page, but you can comment here if you'd like to say something about this subject. Here's the link to my latest video on this subject.

http://www.youtube.com/user/kuanyinfree33#p/a/u/0/7MFCw9_YRYU

Muppet Money

2011-11-04T14:13:00.000-07:00

Oh for crying out loud, let's admit it: money is what makes the world go round...or so it seems. I betcha many humans would rather have money than love these days.

Money is a very strange thing for it provokes people to do things they wouldn't normally do. Money is the way many humans keep count.They think the more they've got, the more they're worth. Strange that!

Money fluctuates in value. It is notoriously unstable. And yet it serves a trade function. So it's useful.

Money appears to be necessary for human living although there are some humans who manage to live without it---they are considered weird or poor.

It's sung that "money can't buy you love".

But money certainly seems to buy you friends, press, and attention. Money buys you advertising, time, things, and influence.

Humans do dastardly deeds for money. Down through the ages, more crimes have been committed for money than for love.

Despite money's bad track record, humans still love it.

It's time for a change to Muppet Money methinks.

The only way to acquire Muppet Money is by doing good deeds and performing services which assist others.

What do you think? Are you ready for Muppet Money?

I know I am. I'm ready for everyone to have their fair share of the Earth's bounty without taking advantage of anyone or anything. It'd be so much better to have greed, money lust & hoarding banished forever.

If you're in favor of Muppet Money, leave me a comment.

Eggspectations

2011-11-02T15:11:00.000-07:00

Mooki & I headed out for our Halloween party all dressed up in our Halloween outfits. However, things didn't play-out as planned, and our eggspectations/expectations weren't met. We never made it to the party because of a series of events.

Sometimes things don't go as planned. Some call this "Murphy's Law." If there is a 'course correction', the best way to deal with these unforseen course corrections is to accept the changes with grace and laughter.

Mooki & traded corny Halloween jokes in the car. Here's a sample of some of them:

Q: What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch!

Q: What's a monster's favorite bean?
A: A human bean.

Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A: Mas-scare-a

All in all, we scared up some fun with one another even though we were stuck in the car most of the night.

And then I read about Kim Kardashian's divorce announcement. Now some people are saying that she contrived the whole bogus wedding. But I know for a fact that Stuff Happens! Not even humans have their plans work out the way they hoped.

So I say cut the lady some slack.

When was the last time your expectations weren't met?

How did you handle the situation?

P.S. Please Like Me on Facebook. I'd really appreciate it. Maybe you can make ONE of my plans work. (Hint. Hint)

For all you little kids and big kids out there stuck indoors and not able to trick 'n treat this year because of the unseasonal snow, we salute you and hope you made some corny jokes of your own!

Learning Curves

2011-10-28T19:29:00.000-07:00

Today I've been fussing around developing a Zazzle store for fun.

Errr....it hasn't been exactly all that much fun because there's been a HUGE learning curve involved.

I'm new to Zazzle, and so I'm scratching my blond feathers a lot trying to figure it out. There is soooo much to learn!

So without further ado, here's my latest creative effort. Mind you, this Zazzle page needs more bedazzling, but hey, it's a start!

Just click on the link below called BikerBlond777, and you should speed right on over there.

Please laugh when you get there. That will make me feel much better.

BikerBlond777

Up Your Aspirations and Live Large

2011-10-28T14:07:00.000-07:00

It's one of my beliefs that we are designed to Live Large.

Let me 'splain more about this for those who want to know what I mean. Have you heard the famous Marianne Williamson quote about our deepest fear is that we're inadequate?

Here's the quote by Marianne in full:

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”

As a small muppet, I relish this quote. I cherish this quote. I live this quote so even though I may be small, I never play small.

Have a beautiful weekend and Live Large!

Solidarity

2011-10-26T17:18:00.000-07:00

Just to make it perfectly clear, I am one of the 99%.

Many might imagine since I'm in galleries, on posters, in films and videos, etc. that I'm mega wealthy.

Untrue!

In actuality I'm like most of your every day muppets/people in that I struggle with the ever increasing stress of inflation & competition for jobs. Oh, Miss Piggy has it so good! See my Facebook page in this regard. While you're there, LIKE ME for heaven's sake.

So guys and girls and muppets and puppets--I'm letting you know I'm with you!

Somehow we'll figure out what to do with this whole economic disparity mess. I still have hope.

My sense is that if we can keep the laughter moving and the smiles going and the joy lifting that these frequencies will transform the financial landscape.

Miracles DO happen.

It's An Acquired Taste

2011-10-23T13:01:00.000-07:00

I don't know where it began but I suspect it began by watching too many Saturday Night Live skits OR reviewing all the many self-serving documentaries as part of the voting academy for the Motion Picture Association.

These two sources began my taste for horrible acting and direction, and I acquired a taste for videos and films that are so bad they're good. Or as I prefer to say, they're so bad they're great.

And thusly my taste became an obsession and I now enjoy creating my own horrible YouTube videos. Might as well join in the fun, right? After all, I've made enough horrible films, I might as well make my own at this point.

This is what I conveyed to my therapist the other day when she asked why I think my videos are so funny. She doesn't get me, but a lot of people do. And those that get me are sophisticated, worldly, not-so-easily-amused, and perhaps a touch jaded.

Won't you join this very elite crowd and LIKE my Facebook page?

If you don't, you can always buy one of my posters on the street.

Was this post guilt-inducing enough?

If not, I'll have to resort to more extreme measures.

Four Ways To Be More Joyful

2011-10-19T14:23:00.000-07:00

As you may--or may not--know, I call myself a Joyologist.

This 'Joyologist' title really appeals to me because it sounds respectable and somewhat serious, even though what I do is clown around, make jokes, and do my best to uplift others in every silly way I can. Thus, I find the title quite funny.

Confession: I'm not always happy. But when I find myself in that 'unhappy' place, I recall the four principles written above:

Do what makes you happy.
Be with who makes you smile.
Laugh as much as you breathe.
And love as long as you live.

If I put these principles into action, I become JOYFUL again.

And the Joy Frequency is where you'll most often find me.

See you there!

How To Walk The Catwalk Like A Cat

2011-10-18T12:03:00.000-07:00

After watching Dancing With The Stars last night, I was inspired to post a photo from my 80's heyday when I was a Super Model walking the catwalks for all the top fashion designers.

For those unfamiliar with the term "catwalk", the definition is this: a catwalk is a narrow flat platform which runs into an auditorium and where models strut their stuff.

All the top fashion houses loved my large head and striking good looks plus I always smiled a lot unlike most of the other models who liked to make sad faces thinking this made them look skinnier.

See that black thing I'm carrying in the photo? That was my very own boombox carried like an expensive tote. So 80's! But I digress...

The SECRETS to walking like a cat on the catwalk for all you inspiring wannabe catwalk models are:

Imagine your hips are swaying in a figure eight motion as you walk. This sensual motion will propel you down the catwalk with grace. Let those hips be loosey-goosey.

Imagine you are a cat advancing on your prey. Be very quiet, contained and focused.

Imagine a delicious dinner awaiting you after the show.

There you have it. Any questions?

Some serious promotion is required on my part:

Take your mouse....move it to the right upper corner...and click on it. Then LIKE me on Facebook. There may be something in it for you around the next corner.

And a huge ShoutOut to my brand new YouTube friends:

TVsCraigFerguson and HeyItsMilly.

All of you get it! But that's another post:

How To Be So Bad You're Great

Before They Were Famous

2011-10-16T13:27:00.000-07:00

Every October I remember the hoopla surrounding the release of my
film "Busting Dust" starring me and you-know-who!

Yeh...he of the vampire world and Katy of the pop star singing world went on to become BIG stars while I am still an indie favorite.

That's how it goes in Hollyweird.

Back in 2007 my agent thought I was gonna become a HUGE star, and I am in Asia where the film is an underground classic.

And now in October 2011 I'm still making the worst vids I can muster and putting them on YouTube.

Actually it's kinda fun being an up and comer.

When you're down, the only way to go is UP! That's a bonus!

Grandma Gets Recruited

2011-10-13T20:30:00.000-07:00

Because my great grandma (x8) was so fierce & feisty, she immediately caught the attention of the legendary Shaolin Monks once she arrived in Japan, and they recruited her to apprentice with them. Since she had left everything behind her, she agreed to this new life.

Thus, she moved to the Shaolin Temple in China and apprenticed with the monks for the remainder of that lifetime and four more until she finally became a Master.

The developed abilities of strength, flexibility & pain endurance were genetically passed onto my Mother and eventually to me.

Each generation has added one new skill set. I have the ability to teleport through space-time to watch over others and protect them. Here I am with you-know-who just doing what comes naturally!

Let The Stories Begin...

2011-10-12T12:40:00.000-07:00

As you may recall if you've read my posts or my Facebook page, then you know I'm writing a book about my illustrious ancestors.

The reward poster (above) is of my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandma. She said she was Not Guilty, and didn't stick around to get lynched.

The Backstory (or at least HER side of the story) is this:

When some jerks (using current lingo) chopped off the tails of some of her prize horses, she went and did an Annie Oakley on their ~~asses~~ bodies. And then she took off riding like the wind until she boarded a boat and headed to Japan.

Why would jerks do such a thing to her horses? Because horse hair is very valuable and used for bridles & belts. Plus they were probably drunk.

As she galloped away, she was overheard to say,

"This ain't no crime, this ain't no jig, this ain't no fooling around..."

These words were later transformed into the lyrics of a famous song, altered into current lingo:

"This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around..."

Heroes, Gurus and Other Poobahs

2011-10-10T14:24:00.000-07:00

As my buddies know, I'm a huge fan of Stephen Colbert.

He's The Man!

We have a few things in common such as we both thrive on thunderous applause and love to play with & punk others--especially the pompous, pretentious types.

However, I'm probably not even on his ~~gaydar.~~

~~I mean radar.~~

Yet he was kind enough to let me get into a photo with him this year. Oh, that other famous Gates lady was in the shot too, but he was pointing at ME.

Here's a copy of my tweet for that memorable moment:

“I am #teachers …and you can too!” Join @Stephenathome & @Melindagates Foundation to raise $100K for teachers! http://smgf.co/19662

That little http photo link in the tweet graphically demonstrates how taken he was with me.

My next dream is to meet and have my photo taken with two hilarious men: Swami Beyondananda and Puppetji, both masters of word play. I could sit at their feet all day & steal ideas.

Swami B. has so many great quotes and words of wisdom. Here's one I adore:

"There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet train the world, and we'll never have to change it again."

See what I mean? Swami is so down to earth.

How To Be A Super Model

2011-10-10T02:02:00.000-07:00

The MOST important quality in becoming a Super Model is to embrace what makes you unique.

Most Super Models have supreme self confidence and accept themselves the way they are.

For example, if a Super Model has a gap between her front teeth, she smiles big and wide anyway. She doesn't alter this gap, and many a famous super model has this gap.

If a model should have a Large nose such as I do, then there is no disguising such an nose. Why whittle it down to a tiny little thing? Let it shine in all it's golden glory I say.

If you can learn to love yourself exactly as you are, then you will radiate amazing charisma.

This self-love is what will turn you from a so-so model to a Super Model!

Hey, it worked for me! Just Saying!

And So It Begins

2011-10-08T13:17:00.000-07:00

Yes, my friends....I did it!

I stepped into FACEBOOK ~~trap~~! Yikes! And set up a Like Page.

Thus far, I have THREE Likes! Yay!

Now I'm trying to figure out how to add one of those cool Like Me badges on this blog....

Until then, it's a challenge to get a link to my new Like Page to work. Maybe it has something to do with cookies?!

The link worked on Twitter, but not here. Hmmmm....

Back to the drawing board...

Anyways...just type Biker Blond into the Facebook search engine, and there I be. LIKE ME!

Wish me luck on this new adventure into this Giant New World.

Mooki's Ghosties

2011-10-07T17:49:00.000-07:00

As I mentioned before in another post, finding costumes to fit us isn't the easiest job in the world. Finally yesterday Mooki's head piece for his costume was located by an astute shopper fiend/friend.

Mooki & me are thrilled to have his *ghosties*--they match his eyes, dontcha think?

Now we're nearly ready to go trick or treating. Yay!

Farewell Steve Jobs

2011-10-06T16:07:00.000-07:00

Yesterday the world lost a brilliant man, Steve Jobs.
He finally made that big passage we all will make some day--he crossed over the rainbow.

Here's what he had to say about this final life passage:

"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart."

Laugh And The World Laughs With You

2011-10-05T16:22:00.000-07:00

As I was saying in yesterday's post, it's good to laugh. And I'll do almost anything to make your day & make you smile.

Smiles are good for you.

One of my by-lines on my YouTube is what my videos are all about: smile snacks.

My BFF Katy Perry has this to say about laughter:

"I'm all right with being laughed at and being laughed with, and just laughing. That's the inspiration...to have a laugh."

She summarized my philosophy perfectly.

You Gotta Laugh!

2011-10-04T16:48:00.000-07:00

As you know I have many fans, and they come in all shapes, sizes, age, locales, and economic groups.

It's always a mystery where a photo of me will appear.

Sometimes they're emailed to me as this one was, and it really made me laugh for his mouth is as down as down can be while my mouth is as up as up can be. Hopefully he's just making this face because he's being funny!

Keep sending in those pix of me ya'll. I really appreciate it. Just send them to my twitter account.

I can always use a good belly laugh or giggle or two.

I Get Around A Bit

2011-10-03T12:48:00.000-07:00

Yesterday Mooki & I FINALLY got out of bed and yodeled for our latest YouTube. It's super silly, and that's our goal--the sillier the better! Our philosophy can be summed up like this:

It's so bad it's good!

We try hard to make the videos so BAD they're GREAT!

This week we reached a milestone: 44 subscribers and over 200 friends on YouTube. Yay! And these are real people/muppets/puppets too!

So if you're a YouTuber, please go the right hand top corner and go to my YouTube, subscribe, and friend me.

I promise I don't bite.

Even Vicky's a fan!

Just Hanging With Mooki

2011-10-02T14:51:00.000-07:00

Mooki & I are hanging out this weekend just chillin.

This is one of my fav ways to spend the weekend.

We're discussing our next video and trying to get moving on making a new one. But you know how hard it is on the weekends when you're really comfy.

Serendipity

2011-09-30T22:58:00.000-07:00

When you are only about a foot tall, shopping for Halloween costumes comes down to this:

Pet costumes or baby costumes

So I was extremely pleased to locate through GRACE a witch hat for my Halloween costume this year. This hat is exactly my perfect size, and the band even matches my hair color!

Life Is Good!

Have a great weekend!

Back In The Warhol Daze

2011-09-29T18:59:00.000-07:00

Lots of people may not know that the famous artist Andy Warhol began his career as a commercial illustrator in New York before he segued into fine art.

Here's one of me *Warhol-esque*.

Whether this could be considered great art is in the eye of the beholder--as is any art for that matter.

Just the same I rather like it--after all, it's ME!

Do You Google Yourself?

2011-09-28T16:10:00.000-07:00

The strangest links and images show up when you Google yourself.

Googling yourself should only be done once a month, or else there may be an overdose of surreality.

My Latest Interview

2011-09-27T14:14:00.000-07:00

Friends, I was interviewed by Fame Magazine last year. I'm not thrilled about how they cropped my chin on the cover, but oh well--It Is What It Is. With my crossed eyes, I suppose it doesn't really matter. Oh Vanity! They probably decided to delete one of my *famous* quotes like this one: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Here is a copy of the interview:

Q: Biker Blond--you have amassed quite a few friends on the Net despite being a black sheep of the muppet family. How do you explain your popularity?

A: First of all, I'm not really a 'black sheep'! I'm simply sidelined at the present until projects involving me are moved forward. So while I'm waiting for my *stardom*, I'm doing my own thing. And since I'm having so much fun, it's contagious. People really want to have more fun ya know!

Q: Who are your role models?

A: Elmo and His Holiness The Dalai Lama because they are both very kind and funny.

Q: If you would pick words to describe yourself, what would they be?

A: Silly, playful, absurd, kind, generous, and curious.

Q: Are you really a biker chick or is this name simply your shtick?

A: My biker jacket is made of plastic if this gives you a clue.

Q: Your YouTube channel has attracted several big name celebrities as friends we've noticed. Are they your friends IRL?

A: Not yet, although someday I hope to walk the red carpet with these amazing beings. Actually I'd like to meet and greet all my online friends IRL someday! Maybe once the movies and books have become successful, then that opportunity will present itself.

Q: How do you feel about fame?

A: It has been my observation that fame is a hungry animal which can devour you. Have you ever noticed how so many good people become arrogant & egotistic once they've achieved even a small level of fame? They become not so much fun to be around anymore.
I pray this never happens to me.

Q: Have you heard the expression "fame whores"? Do you think that the desire to being famous is becoming more of a trend?

A: Most def. You can become famous now for wanting to be famous. Rob a bank to get a book/movie deal or worse. It's so sad.

Q: Would you ever be a part of a reality tv show?

A: If you could see directly into the true nature of things, you would realize that we are ALL already in a cosmic reality show. And what an hilarious production it is!

Look Inside

2011-09-26T13:32:00.000-07:00

There is a lot of what some call "fear porn" on the internet these days. Much of it has to do with the prospect of devastation from the comet Elenin and Nibiru.

My thoughts follow the wise words of Carl Jung:

LOOK INSIDE.

It's so much more fun in there!

And The Wheels Keep Turning

2011-09-23T18:35:00.000-07:00

Today is the day of the Fall Equinox. Can you feel the change?

Here is a link to the information about the 2011 Equinox.

Big Change is in the air in many areas.

There are many predictions about what will be happening in the next two months. If some of these predictions come true, we're going to have to use the gears we never use.

We Live In Interesting Times

2011-09-22T16:19:00.000-07:00

The stock markets are down.
The economy is tanking.
Money is on many people's minds.
Countries are going bankrupt.

Maybe now money with my face on it will be worth something, ya think?

In a way, it's all really just PLAY money.

Publicity Power

2011-09-21T13:49:00.000-07:00

You know you've made it in Hollyweird if your name is mentioned in TMZ, Radar Online, Huffington Post or Daily Mail.

However, I have another accomplishment: my photo & name are in the Annandale Advocate.

Talk about publicity!

Well you know what they say: any publicity is better than none. :-)

Words Can Not Be Taken Back

2011-09-19T11:30:00.000-07:00

"Look Brad (I told him years ago!), you gotta watch what you say to the media!" Now my boy has gotten himself into a big mess with his ill-chosen words.

Personally I think he was misinterpreted.

But that's how it goes when you're famous.

I know a thing or two about that.

What's In My Bag

2011-09-18T18:10:00.000-07:00

Part two of What's In My Bag will come next week. Part 1 was just posted on my YouTube today.

Betcha can't wait! Heh heh

Just go to the upper right corner and click on the You Tube link under Biker Blond's Hang Outs. There you'll find my new video titled "Whats In My Bag".

While you're at it you might as well subscribe so you can see what else is in my bag next week. I have lots of surprises in store for you.

Soul to Soul

2011-09-17T11:45:00.000-07:00

It seems I'm making an impact after all.

Have a Blessed Weekend my friends!

It's Friday, Friday!

2011-09-16T16:30:00.000-07:00

I mentioned in yesterday's post a bit about my ancestry.

It's amazing how much we can look like long removed ancestors.

Look at the photo in this book above. It looks a lot like me, doesn't it? It's one of my great, great, great grandmas.

BTW, click on the YouTube link on this page and hear me sing the Rebecca Black song, "It's Friday, Friday". Maybe it'll bring a smile to your face.

Sharing Joy Is My Calling

2011-09-15T15:58:00.000-07:00

I like to call myself a 'joyologist' because it makes creating joy for myself and others sound rather respectable.

There are many, many things which bring me joy every day. One of these things is my dog. He has such a funny, cute & lovable face that whenever I see him, I light up with JOY.

One of his eyes is light blue, and the other one is dark blue. He's now about two years old, but he still acts like a big puppy.

On another note, I found out I'm Miss Piggy's 10th cousin 900 times removed. Amazing, eh?!

Inspired Lunacy

2011-09-13T17:28:00.000-07:00

Good Day Biker Blond audience---all two of you!

Maybe more if I'm really lucky today.

Anyways...just putting one of my dreams 'out there' today just in case my angels are listening or reading this blog:

I'd love to be a guest on the Craig Ferguson show.

Yes, he's a man that's into puppets & inspired lunacy---just like me! I think we're kindred spirits.

Might as well dream BIG, right?

Mooki Made It!

2011-09-12T13:49:00.000-07:00

Well, it wasn't easy to get shy Mooki to join me on YouTube!

But yesterday he made his best effort in his first YouTube video with me. Ya see, he's really shy. Here's a link to the video in case you missed Mooki's big debut.

Isn't he cute???

BikerBlond Batmans

2011-09-10T17:26:00.000-07:00

As some of you may know, the trend is now batmanning. Adios planking!

So naturally I had to give batmanning a try.

Lucky for me blood didn't rush to my head. Heh heh.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035793/Planking-owling-ousted-new-craze--Batmanning.html

Affection Is A Good Thing

2011-09-08T23:14:00.000-07:00

Mooki loves to nibble on my nose. Who would have thunk it? All my life I thought my nose was too yellow and too big. But now I find someone like Mooki who just loves my big yellow nose!

Mooki Made It

2011-09-07T11:46:00.000-07:00

Mooki Made It here! Yay!

Here are the first photos of him and us as a couple.

The Best Way To Stop Waiting

2011-09-02T22:01:00.000-07:00

Have you ever waited for something you really, really want or need? Have you felt the frustration of the "energy" of waiting? It's a horrible feeling, isn't it?

That's where I've been as I've waited for my boyfriend to arrive.

Even though my simple waiting isn't life or death like waiting is for so many people in this world, it isn't joyful! It's a feeling of longing and being separated from the present. And I really don't enjoy being in this space.

I've come to the conclusion that waiting is so old-school, such a 3-D activity, and I know better because I'm schooled in the Power of Now.

I going to draw my Enso.

Enso is a Japanese word which means circle, and it's well known as a subject of Japanese calligraphy. It's a symbol of enlightenment and the Great Void. It's zero point energy.

Enso is a great tool to return to the NOW.

You Know That Feeling?

2011-08-30T16:41:00.000-07:00

My new boyfriend arrives this weekend.

Gulp.

He'll live nearby, and you'll probably be seeing lots of him here and on my YouTube.

He's hawt, smart & funny...just my type. People say that we look a lot alike in many ways. I'll let you be the judge.

There are so many things I like about him: he's intuitive, resilient,
grateful, optimistic, patient, kind, and courageous.

Once he arrives, I'll post a photo of him. So if you wanna check him out, either subscribe to this blog or return here Saturday or Sunday.

Letting Go of Addiction To Excitement

2011-08-29T12:36:00.000-07:00

Considering the recent hype of Hurricane Irene, I have once again come to the conclusion that many people are addicted to excitement and the media is feeding this addiction.

Why I'm not exactly sure.

However, the only solution for each of us is to examine our own need and thirst for excitement. Once we have become aware of this energy within, the next step is to Let Go.

Excitement is a form of tension and stress. Write down all the things which excite you not of the Higher Light. Then cross them out....and hand them over to a Higher Source. They aren't serving you. In truth these fear & excitement thoughts weaken you.

Ask your angels to help you with your excitement addiction for they are always happy to be of your service in your spiritual growth.

Even if Irene didn't cause as much devastation as the hype suggested it might, there's the old adage: it's better to be safe than sorry! I don't disagree about being prepared.

So if for any reason you feel "let down" by the extent of the damage, it's much better to simply "let go" of your urge for excitement. :-)

Here's MORE about the hype.

Always, the best remedy for excitement addiction is living in the present.

Remember...being human is excitement enough.

Question Of The Day

2011-08-28T19:46:00.000-07:00

I've been musing about this all day long...

Was Hurricane Irene blown way out of proportion?

Or did prayers & focused intentions by many transmute the hurricane?

What do you think?

Oh Happy Day!

2011-08-28T18:45:00.000-07:00

Isn't it about time I have a blog I asked myself today.

The answer was a definite YES!!!!

So I created this blog to link all my addies.

Now you will find: my Twitter, Tumblr, Flickr, and YouTube linked right here at the bottom of this page. This saves you time, right?
What's more: it feels like I finally have a HOME! Yay!

Dance To The Infinite,
Biker Blond